Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say.How are a dollar and the moon alike? They both have four quarters.What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school? Moth-ematics.Why do mathematicians like parks? Because of all the natural logs.What do parabola infants drink? Quadratic formula.What do you call the guy who spent the summer at the beach? A tan-gent.Why can’t you trust a math teacher? They’re always calculating.What do you call a tea kettle boiling at the top of Mount Everest? A high-pot-in-use.Have you heard the joke about the statistician? Probably.Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already eight.What’s the best way to get a math tutor? An add.How can you make time fly? Throw a clock out a window.Why can’t your nose grow to be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.Who’s in charge of the school supplies? The ruler.Why was math class so long? The teacher kept going off on a tangent.Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360 degrees.Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper? Because they’re probably plotting something.Do you know who invented algebra? An x-pert.Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with his friend the dime? Because it had more cents.
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